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McCain Watch – Straight Talk Express, The Musical!

Yeah – McCain used the word “trollop.” The gall of him.

Oh yeah, and that other word . . .

So I loved the musical theatre bit and wanted to come up with a song list for the rest of the musical:

  • I’m Old, but Dagnabit I’m Young Enough for You
  • Women, Git Yerself Educated
  • War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero
  • Lobbyist Love
  • The Right to Choose . . . ME!
  • Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
  • Telecoms Fly Free
  • The Free Market Suite:
    • I’ll Protect the Strong
    • Taxes for You, Tax Holes for Me
    • She’s a Sexy No-bid Contract and I Think She Likes Me
    • The Profit Anthem
  • I’ll Straight Talk You Right ‘Round the Bend
  • Trollops & Cunts!!
  • If By Experience (You Mean Old, I’m Your Man)
  • God So Made the World/Darwin is a Dunce
  • When the Truth is a Lie is the Truth is a Lie is the Truth
  • I Won’t Die
  • You Can’t Go Wrong (With the Religious Right)
  • Bush League Player
  • A Womb Under My View
  • Diplomacy Shmiplomacy
  • War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero War Hero Reprise
  • 100 Years Ain’t Nuthin’ to Me

(Video via Pandagon)

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