A New Meaning to “Hair of the Dog”

But one man’s problem is a nation’s opportunity. Has any scientist researched the practicality of replacing coal-fired power plants with new versions fueled by a never-ending supply of dog hair? Other promising possibilities: (1) automotive fuel additive (great opportunity for catchy brand name – Petkinol, Labrodiesel, or PetroK-9); (2) compressed pellets for use as mail padding to reduce styrofoam production; (3) wall and attic insulation (marketing slogan – “Turns your home into your second-best friend”).


I would gladly add my cat’s hair to this project, although I wonder if the cat hair would react badly to the dog hair?

On this day..